capanna della pizza

[ exaggeratedly based on a recent experinece of a friend .. excuse the yuckiness ]

Lizzies and Gentlefrogs!!

This is karmoo the frog reporting to you about the latest Aftaar deal at pizza hut johar town branch. For all you insect lovering amphibians out there, its a must-go–not-to-miss deal. At the entrance, you are greeted with buzzing flies and if you just happen to stand there a while, it is quite tempting to take your big tongue out and slurp!!! when they buzz near your mouth… but no!.. “aap ka tu roza hay”…

You move inside and choose a table. Although all the waiters are human, they are thoughtfull enough to keep your tastes in mind and offer you an “almost alive” fly for aftari on a plate instead of their usual khajoor (see picture below). Good service, init? In the salad section (bzzzzzzz), you drool over a new dip called “musca domestica en maiz” (housefly in maize) as you can actually see a crunchy munchy fly in there. Sadly, its not alive.

[ reconstruction of the actual event ]

You come back to sit on the table and the waiter fills your glass up with deflated de-gasofied pepsi so that you dont get bloated when you drink it (who thought of carbonating a drink? didnt they know CO2 can kill you if its there in large quantities)… you let some of the flies buzzing around take a walk on the glass rim to make sure that theres no ‘gas’ left in the soft drink (if theres any left, the fly would suffocate and die, no?). Then comes the pizza.. since you are not interested in chicken and beef pizzas at all, you have your fill with all the “chota gosht” flying around. The waiters have already opened the door to let the other flies in and you walk out of the place savouring the sweet salad aftertaste.

This is karmoo the frog reporting to you from lahore di street, hoping you’ll enjoy pizza hut as much as we do.

2 Comments so far

  1. yasir (unregistered) on October 26th, 2005 @ 4:50 am

    pizza hut? and I thought this is an account of phajjay ka hotel.. silly me!

  2. Opee :) (unregistered) on October 30th, 2005 @ 1:44 pm

    I’m laughing too hard on the report! This was amazing :D .. I never visited Johar Town’s Pizza Hut. So karmoo is it really that bad there? Or did karmoo stretched it too much.

    BTW SmudgeStick: You are totally correct about the de-gasofied pep they offer. Whenever I go to any of their restaurants – I create a lot fuss over it. I tell them in advance that i won’t buy in the pepsi if it doesn’t have gas in it.. I’ll sipmly return. Aur yehi hota hai that I have to return the gas-less pepsi pitchers and I usually get a gasofied on third attempt. :)

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