Ferrari hires Pakistani crew!

Opee reported this on the list. I don’t say, I don’t believe him but I’m skeptical about the last paragraph. I mean how can, how can on earth they sell Ferrari to McLaren guys? 12 seconds? I don’t believe it!

Ferrari’s F1 Team has fired its entire Pit Crew. The announcement followed Ferrari’s decision to take advantage of Pakistan’s unemployment, and hire unemployed Pakistani youth from Karachi. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how they were able to remove a set of wheels from a car parked in the street in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari’s existing crew takes more than 8 seconds with the right equipment.

This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, and, as most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari’s expectations were exceeded, as during the crew’s first practice session; not only were ‘da boyz’ from Pakistan able to change the tyres in under six seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed the car, filled off the chassis number and sold the vehicle over to the McLaren’s Team!!

5 Comments so far

  1. Balloon-o-Eight (unregistered) on January 3rd, 2006 @ 10:20 am

    Well, that was quite obvious. Wasn’t it??

  2. neaonte (unregistered) on January 3rd, 2006 @ 2:14 pm

    well i dont know weather the report is right or wrong ..but i have seen those guys in Karachi (at plaza and shersha)and trust me they are really quick..and they can change the tire in seconds..i haven’t checked it in how many seconds but they can…welll to beleive this u have to see them ur self…

  3. Joe (unregistered) on January 8th, 2006 @ 9:08 pm

    wow thats great… at last the world gets to know the worth of paki street smarts :).

  4. ArSlaN (unregistered) on January 16th, 2006 @ 7:10 pm

    @ JoW Wht Du mean …. we’ll tel u who r smarts and who r not !!

  5. mouse (unregistered) on January 21st, 2006 @ 7:10 am

    We arnt niggers dont diss ur own race like 3rd world louts. u dont see whites doing that or even indian

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