Guess who’s back, back again

Guess who’s back, bac again
Sharif’s back, tell a friend*

I’ve created a monster, cause nobody wants to see bald no more
They want Hair, I’m your ravi river (huh?)
Well if you want hair, this is what I’ll give ya
The soccer of politics and I am your best kicker
And some votes that’ll jump start my office quicker
than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
by the doctor when I’m not co-operating
When I’m fiddling the mic while he’s operating (hey!!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I’m back, I’m on the news and articulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Bhutto
but your husband’s 10 percent is complicating
So the N.A.B. won’t let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on P.T.V.
But it feels so empty, without me

So, come on and vote fo’ meeeee
And get ready, cause this shit’s about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, BLEEP U MUSHYYY
Now this looks like a job for me
so everybody, just follow me
so we can get a little
coz it feels so empty
without me

*obviously to be rapped to the tune of Without Me by none other than Eminem.

4 Comments so far

  1. Original-Faisal (unregistered) on August 24th, 2007 @ 6:03 pm


  2. Pretty Simple (unregistered) on August 24th, 2007 @ 6:09 pm

    let all of them come back and let us prove we are a great audience :)

    Welcome to the jungle!!!!

    Momekh….its nice one :)

  3. Original-Anon (unregistered) on August 25th, 2007 @ 9:59 pm

    I find the lyrics ‘On the rag..’ extremely offensive and in very poor taste.

  4. Hasan Mubarak (unregistered) on August 26th, 2007 @ 10:28 pm

    Awesome stuff! :)

    So, when are we hearing something written on W–i Z—r and S—-h R—-d??

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