Hit him baby one more time!
Just imagine
Pakistan Cricket Team in the field at a stadium in Johannesburg, South Africa
Time for some practice shots
Shahid Afridi stands on the pitch to bat as Muhammad Asif prepares for the first throw
Captain Shoaib Malik sends Shoaib Akhtar to do the wicket keeping as everyone else is busy having a Pepsi in the lounge while watching Reema on ‘Yeh Ghar Aapka Hoa’!
Asif readies himself for the delivery
His eyes on Shoaib Akhtar
He remembers the guy who suggested him to take a course of pills by Hakim Naz Pindi Walay to strenthen his grip on ball
He cannot forget how it landed him in trouble after the infamous doping scandal
A deadly silence prevails except for an eagle’s cry in the stadium skies
Asif paces
Runs..
Aims…
Not for the stumps….
But for Akhtar…..
Throws……
and the ball is off!
Afridi lifts his bat for the ball which strangely seems out of the alignment
The delivery catches Akhtar by surprise
TONNN!!
Hits nothing but Akhtar’s tind
Dharrum! the keeper falls
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5 minutes later
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The team is disrupted of their show as Asif bursts into the lounge, running
Akhtar enters the room with a bat
Everyone runs for safety
Asif desperately tries to hide in the toilet which is locked
Akhtar, frowning with anger, is standing in front of Asif now
Afridi enters the room and he’s out of his breath
‘Mera Balla!’
Akhtar throws a strong, threatening stare at him
Afridi runs out of the lounge
Akhtar turns to Asif who is shivering with fear now
Rwl Xpress approaches Asif
Everyone in the room looks away to avoid watching someone fall
SMACK!!
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Next Day
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Newspapers carry the news of Shoaib Akhtar being immediately called back on disciplinary grounds after he hit Muhammad Asif on his THIGH after sharing a heated argument…. 8-|
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz , yeah, i just got the news from TV :)
A well done post :D
good one…:)))
Change the formatting. It looks horrible.
Oh man, its so interesting,
Phir kya hua, phir kya hua :D
.. and who’s britney among both? Aseeef or Ac-tor?
funny this happened as soon as the ICC anti dope committee arrived .. why do i have a feeling that a certain pakistani sports superstar had stuff in his body that he did not want to be tested for ( assuming they would test him before anybody else ). Atleast by doing all of this he is back in Pakistan and safe..
think about it :)
@Bilal: I do feel the same, looks like Hakim Naz Pindi Walay is surely a party in this case. :D