PEPSI, ask for more frogs?

frog in pepsi bottle

[Roving reporter] Your truly has just survived an imperialist attack on suday evening. I went to cantt, saddar exactly, to my Khala’s place. She sent a kid for PEPSI. The kid came back with a PEPSI, and told her that he spotted a frog in a PEPSI when the shop keeper was handing out the bottle to him and he asked to replace it. Gee.. he didn’t tell me this before I drank the other PEPSI he brought (the sister one to that frog juice). *puke puke*

If anyone of you doesn’t believe me or geniueness of the photo, you can see the bottle for yourself at ‘Gosha-e-Taskeen Pan Shop’ near Saddar round-about, opposite Jigranvi Azizia Dawakhana. You can’t feel how freakish I’m feeling. Why always I have to have such weird experiences? I always knew that there’s a big distribution network of fake drinks in Lahore and everybody’s aware of it [I even heard a shop keeper saying which number PEPSI we wanted for my cousin’s wedding] but this experience was really eye-opening one. I’m not surprised but rather worried.

My recommendtation: Don’t ask for PEPSI unless and until you’re sure that it’s geniune. PEPSI and other such companies should do something about it, seriously. Until then, NO PEPSI. No other soft drink.

Moral of the story: I dream of the day when frog juice will be served in PEPSI bottles with tadpoles and frogspawns swimming freely! *angel looking toward heaven* *blink blink*

closeup of frog in pepsi bottle

10 Comments so far

  1. mohummed (unregistered) on September 27th, 2005 @ 1:06 pm

    This frog might be an Indian SSG commando in an under cover :):):):)


  2. Hasan Mubarak (unregistered) on September 27th, 2005 @ 1:21 pm

    I’ve found another reason for not liking Pepsi…
    CocaCola forever.

    However, as a precaution, I always buy canned Coke…


  3. Darwaish (unregistered) on September 27th, 2005 @ 1:38 pm

    yukhh ..a daddoo swimming inside pepsi? ;) …say no to pepsi/coke .. water is the best!


  4. Darwaish (unregistered) on September 27th, 2005 @ 1:48 pm

    oh i jus came up with this idea… you can sue them 100 million if you have this picture and the bottle.. Pepsi Foods ko … and we can split the money… 50/50? :D


  5. maleeha (unregistered) on September 27th, 2005 @ 3:49 pm

    yum, a frog! Someone saw rats roaming around shitting on pepsi/coke bottles in storage.


  6. hafsa (unregistered) on September 27th, 2005 @ 11:11 pm

    yucki thui! oh btw maleeha, i think the rats/rat poison was found in cans. don’t remember if it was coke or pepsi.


  7. hafsa (unregistered) on September 27th, 2005 @ 11:11 pm

    yucki thui! oh btw maleeha, i think the rats/rat poison was found in cans. don’t remember if it was coke or pepsi.


  8. Alina Amjad (unregistered) on September 27th, 2005 @ 11:39 pm

    Oh My God! this is horrible, once again, efficiency of our Government officials has been proved.
    ewww..i feel like puking. this is soo yucky!
    *turns all green with disgust*
    =\


  9. nausheen (unregistered) on September 28th, 2005 @ 2:06 am

    eeeehhhh….very very weird.
    damn.
    and btw, yeah, normal pepsi bottles are usually filled to a higher level…a clear sign that something’s not quite right i guess. it must be really easy to fake one, all you need is bottling equipment that can fit caps on bottles…


  10. mina (unregistered) on September 28th, 2005 @ 11:27 am

    as gross as the frog in the bottle is, i am strangely thirsty for some coke now….



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