Hit him baby one more time!

Just imagine

Pakistan Cricket Team in the field at a stadium in Johannesburg, South Africa

Time for some practice shots

Shahid Afridi stands on the pitch to bat as Muhammad Asif prepares for the first throw

Captain Shoaib Malik sends Shoaib Akhtar to do the wicket keeping as everyone else is busy having a Pepsi in the lounge while watching Reema on ‘Yeh Ghar Aapka Hoa’!

Asif readies himself for the delivery

His eyes on Shoaib Akhtar

He remembers the guy who suggested him to take a course of pills by Hakim Naz Pindi Walay to strenthen his grip on ball

He cannot forget how it landed him in trouble after the infamous doping scandal

A deadly silence prevails except for an eagle’s cry in the stadium skies

Asif paces



Not for the stumps….

But for Akhtar…..


and the ball is off!

Afridi lifts his bat for the ball which strangely seems out of the alignment

The delivery catches Akhtar by surprise


Hits nothing but Akhtar’s tind

Dharrum! the keeper falls

5 minutes later

The team is disrupted of their show as Asif bursts into the lounge, running

Akhtar enters the room with a bat

Everyone runs for safety

Asif desperately tries to hide in the toilet which is locked

Akhtar, frowning with anger, is standing in front of Asif now

Afridi enters the room and he’s out of his breath

‘Mera Balla!’

Akhtar throws a strong, threatening stare at him

Afridi runs out of the lounge

Akhtar turns to Asif who is shivering with fear now

Rwl Xpress approaches Asif

Everyone in the room looks away to avoid watching someone fall


Next Day

Newspapers carry the news of Shoaib Akhtar being immediately called back on disciplinary grounds after he hit Muhammad Asif on his THIGH after sharing a heated argument…. 8-|

7 Comments so far

  1. Pretty Simple (unregistered) on September 8th, 2007 @ 12:33 am

    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz , yeah, i just got the news from TV :)

    A well done post :D

  2. Faraz (unregistered) on September 8th, 2007 @ 2:03 am

    good one…:)))

  3. Hammond (unregistered) on September 8th, 2007 @ 2:18 am

    Change the formatting. It looks horrible.

  4. Opee (unregistered) on September 8th, 2007 @ 4:58 am

    Oh man, its so interesting,

    Phir kya hua, phir kya hua :D

  5. Opee (unregistered) on September 8th, 2007 @ 4:59 am

    .. and who’s britney among both? Aseeef or Ac-tor?

  6. Bilal Rashid (unregistered) on September 8th, 2007 @ 9:00 am

    funny this happened as soon as the ICC anti dope committee arrived .. why do i have a feeling that a certain pakistani sports superstar had stuff in his body that he did not want to be tested for ( assuming they would test him before anybody else ). Atleast by doing all of this he is back in Pakistan and safe..

    think about it :)

  7. Hasan Mubarak (unregistered) on September 8th, 2007 @ 2:53 pm

    @Bilal: I do feel the same, looks like Hakim Naz Pindi Walay is surely a party in this case. :D

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